Hi, my name is Scrappy, and after a long afternoon out scrounging in the sizzling Texas sun, I like to come home and clean up a bit. Maybe have a shower with a big, heart-shaped bar of gardenia-scented soap, imported from France. Wash my hair in Citre' Shine Shampoo--it's Nature's Prescription for Shine, you know. Brush my teeth with Colgate Anticavity Fluoride and Antigingivitis Toothpaste (Total Whitening Gel).
Product loyalty? Nah, it's just that I scrounged all three, new in their packages, on my ride yesterday.
Cool. Clean. Free.